Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by the Sherlock hiatus.
I’m not at my computer, but if I were, I’d use my Sherlock ‘THIS’ gig. So just imagine I used it. Ha!
no because this is actually fucking true this prick ass bitch can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN (Not really)
Not only that, but he also
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
Fannishminded:
I Just want to stay here a moment and savor this.
I hate you you are too perfect.
there has to be something wrong with him. i bet he kills helpless virgins.
Guys… remember, HE CAN’T DRAW CHEESE!
I WILL CUT YOUR TOMATOES, BENNY.
Wait. He can draw? FUCKING GOD DAMN.
But seriously, guys. I think I may go sob under my blankets now.
Oh hell, now I NEED a shock blanket!!
(Source: violentthrill)
-how long are you going to stay with me?
-forever.
oh my god look at his happy little hedgehog face in the first gif… then just a stony blank face after… oh god… im gonna cry
I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there. It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don’t know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle.
—
Benedict Cumberbatch [X] (via cumberqueen)
I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BENEDICT.
Let me show you.
(via thoroughlysherlocked)
“This blog freaks me out a bit. First off, I classify myself and my twin as “girl nerds.” Secondly, my sister’s name is Emily and mine is Lauren. So when I first came across this blog and read the info and found your names to be the same as us, and it’s all about nerd girl problems, I literally thought I was having memory problems and that I actually maybe sorta made this blog and forgot I did. So this blog freaks me out because I’m not sure if I’m talking to myself or not.” asked by nerdymarauder
YOU CAN JOIN OUR FRIENDSHIP CLUB!
(Oh my I’m sorry I am so bored I’m sick and home from school)
(I am wearing a Doctor bow tie and Emily is wearing a crown because honey, you should see her in a crown. And we are both wearing mustaches. Like bosses)
Star, who thought balling up was a good idea, then decided…not so much (she’s not a hedgie that balls up much at all). My spawn call this her “Thriller” dance…
Why aren’t we talking about this picture?
IT’S THE BEST PICTURE EVER.
(x)
OMG.
Benedict, you goofy-faced bastard.
SO MANY PERFECT THINGS ABOUT THESE PICTURES JESUS HAHA
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Doctor Who Theme on the Google Synthesizer Doodler!
don’t EVEN PLAY I WAS DOING THIS EARLIER
E [ P ] W E P I E T R E W E R E
THIS NEEDS SO MANY NOTES.
I’m just going to sit here with my mouth wide open. Kthxbai
